redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

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familyblogger:

i wanted to find more of those pics of dan walking dogs

so i googled dan radcliffe dogs

and

image

this wasnt what i meant

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moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

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lameborghini:

donate my text posts to science after i die

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

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cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

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so-personal:

everything personal

urbancatfitters:

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

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