awwww-cute:

He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space

okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

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  • me: [clicks on customize]
  • me: [opens 18 tabs]
  • me: [puts on hard-hat]
  • me: time to change my theme.
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bagmilk:

vvebcame:

whats a hotmail ??????

my nudes in an envelope

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Anonymous: Shut up, you're irrelevant

officialunitedstates:

if you sent this off anon I would bet 140 us dollars that I would not recognize your url

-Meghan


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starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

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y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

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i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

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