tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
men’s back muscles let you know that god is real
I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school.