cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way
unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

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oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

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bowhurst:

×  Let's go on an adventure...   ×

officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

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smash-turbation:

Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else

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bestfunny:

 

kingschultzies:

♫ im on the highway to heck 

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thirstfollower:

communistbakery:

thirstfollower:

I gave a blow job today

how did it go?

I sucked

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